What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying that if I could go back in time, I'd give your mom a coat hanger.
Can people please shut up about 'male privileges'. There is no right that men have that women don't.
Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.
Women have the right to choose parenthood, men do not.
Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.
Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.
Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.
Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.
Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of “women only” events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us)
Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas
Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.
Women have the right to domestic violence shelters
Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic depute
Women have the right to rape a man or boy and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy they can sue him for child support.
So it is women who have more rights.
So shut up feminists please.
I saw a guy beat his girlfriend to a pulp after his girlfriend threw a phone in his face I offered to call an ambulance but he said he was fine
What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"
How many kids does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
Little Johnny's dad was driving him to school when they came up on a couple in a convertible. It was apparent that they were arguing. You could then see the woman pull out a knife. Seconds later, his dad saw a penis land in the windshield. Worried little Johnny will see it, he quickly turned on the wipers and brushed it off.
"What was that, Dad?" asked lil Johnny. "Oh, just a bug," said his father. With a confused look on lil Johnny's face, he then says, "That bug sure had a big dick, didn't he?"
Roses are red So is My gun Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood
My therapist once said, "time heals all wounds." So I stabbed him. Now we wait...
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
if Germany is the father land and Russia is the mother land would WII just be domestic violence
Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
An apple a day keeps a doctor away... at least if you throw it hard enough.
Boy: "My girlfriend didn't dump me, I dumped her..."
Off the nearby cliff.
What are some another names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”
My therapist said: "Time heals all wounds."
I shot her, now we wait.
Little Johnny and little Sally walked in on Mommy and Daddy going at it in the bedroom doggy style. They innocently ask, "Mommy, Daddy what are you doing?"
Mommy says, "Oh, Daddy is just parking his car in Mommy's garage, now go and play."
A few minutes later they hear a blood curdling squeal and run to see what was the matter.
Little Johnny is running in circles squealing and little Sally says, "Well little Johnny was trying to park his car in my garage and he couldn't get the back wheels in so I took the scissors and cut them off."
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing I always seem to get shot
What are American Schools
Shooting ranges
