You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
Me: brags about my 30 kill streak.
The jury: O.o
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator? He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
What a school shooter favorites song
Pumped up kicks
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets? That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A: You slap her.
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
A man walks into a bar and says, "I'm feeling depressed. What do you have to cheer me up?"
The bartender replied: "A shotgun."
*School shooting happens.*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk.*
American student: "First time?"
Foreign exchange student: "Yeah, you?"
American student: "Hahaha. No, not my first time."
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
if raping someone is sexual harrasment, then is raping a rapist inverted harrasment?
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
rape isn't a joke. it's a type of way of making friends, and to mate with other women. it's a way of art, and works on anybody! like this if you agree.
What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?
When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
If you are a bully at a school when you get home find a orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop?😆😝
