What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals: a hacker, a rapist, a serial killer, and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial killer decides that she wants to change, but when she sees a knife she just can’t help it. She bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist gets teleported back to prison.
When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.
Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I saw a guy raping a girl in the park, so I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against the two of us.
What goes 200 mph and is red?
Babies in a blender.
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people? A mass murderer.
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter and you didn't get to pull out the AK
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 comment = 1 kid in my microwave.
+1 share = 1 kid in my blender.
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
I was laughing my ass off when the 12-year-old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival. 🤣🤣🤣
How do you make a builder cry?
Kill his family.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
