What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"
Violence Jokes
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of the pile is still alive.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of pile is eating its way out.
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
I will never forget my girlfriend's last words... "Get off of me! STOP!" *slurp*... Dead.
Did you know pigeons die after sex?
At least when I fucked it.
Did you know pigeons die after sex?
Well, at least the one I fucked did.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
"And then I said, \"Knife to meet you.\""
"You stabbed my brother!"
"It's okay, I'm in stable condition!"
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said, "Drama queen!"
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.
What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?
An RCXD.
