How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
I will never forget my girlfriend's last words... "Get off of me! STOP!" *slurp*... Dead.
Did you know pigeons die after sex?
At least when I fucked it.
Did you know pigeons die after sex?
Well, at least the one I fucked did.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
"And then I said, \"Knife to meet you.\""
"You stabbed my brother!"
"It's okay, I'm in stable condition!"
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said, "Drama queen!"
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.
What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?
An RCXD.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas.
He said it was the most violent book he ever read.
