How do you circumcise a redneck?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
Violence Jokes
what's the difference between an onion and a baby?
nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
I was rooting for Donald Trump to be president.
We haven't had a presidential assassination in a while.
Cops go to the hood when the shooting range is closed.
How do you start a rave?
Throw a flashbang into the epileptic ward of a hospital.
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."
Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."
Classroom: *visible panic*
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
Where do suicide bombers go after death?
Everywhere.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
A man walks into a bar and says, "I'm feeling depressed. What do you have to cheer me up?"
The bartender replied: "A shotgun."
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
My therapist once said, "time heals all wounds." So I stabbed him. Now we wait...
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.
I was laughing my ass off when the 12-year-old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival. 🤣🤣🤣