Violence jokes
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it. I'm not too worried though, I think she is just joking.
What's a school shooter's favorite flower?
Columbine.
what's the difference between an onion and a baby?
nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
School and Boot Camp are a lot alike. The only difference is that in school, you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.
I was rooting for Donald Trump to be president.
We haven't had a presidential assassination in a while.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.
Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.
Cops go to the hood when the shooting range is closed.
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."
Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."
Classroom: *visible panic*
I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.
Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
I was laughing my ass off when the 12-year-old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival. 🤣🤣🤣
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
Where do suicide bombers go after death?
Everywhere.