Violence jokes
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
It's not rape if she doesn't say no.
Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it. I'm not too worried though, I think she is just joking.
A man comes home and hears his wife talking about having sex at the club. The man busts into the club with a revolver and says, "WHO TF FUCKED MY WIFE?" Well, everyone looks over and is quiet, and someone in the back says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets."
what's the difference between an onion and a baby?
nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
School and Boot Camp are a lot alike. The only difference is that in school, you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
I was rooting for Donald Trump to be president.
We haven't had a presidential assassination in a while.
There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.
Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."
Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."
Classroom: *visible panic*
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.
Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
I was laughing my ass off when the 12-year-old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival. 🤣🤣🤣