Violence jokes

Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??

My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it. I'm not too worried though, I think she is just joking.

What's a school shooter's favorite flower?

Columbine.

what's the difference between an onion and a baby?

nobody cries when you cut up the baby.

School and Boot Camp are a lot alike. The only difference is that in school, you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.

I was rooting for Donald Trump to be president.

We haven't had a presidential assassination in a while.

How do you circumcise a redneck?

You kick his sister in the jaw.

There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.

Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.

Cops go to the hood when the shooting range is closed.

How do you blow up an Indian person?

You press the red button.

When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.

What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?

I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!

Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."

Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."

Classroom: *visible panic*

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'm feeling depressed. What do you have to cheer me up?"

The bartender replied: "A shotgun."

If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?

Where do suicide bombers go after death?

Everywhere.

My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?

Me: Demon Slayer.

My teacher: Why?

The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.