Violence jokes
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
Why did the clown fall off his bike?
Because the neighbor threw a washing machine at him.
When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.
ble get get get gettttt pull the glock pew pew pew pew pew thats the silencer BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Don’t worry, he woke up.
In my basement.
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?
That number is how many dicks you suck.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs?
... A boner.
Don't break someone's heart. They only have one.
Break someone's bones. They have 206 of them.
*The doctor asking why I've broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
Well what am I gonna do now...
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
One day, a man was walking in an alley when a crackhead attacks him. So the man shoots him in the head and runs inside his home. When he goes to his wife, she asks him if he saw her dad.
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to 10 trees.
Why did the clown stop smiling?
Someone chopped his lips off.
Rape is so outdated, but when you pay them money, it is a popular date!
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing, but when I did it, people just looked horrified.
What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
Me: What do you call a group of retards?
Friend: Down town?
Me: Nope, target practice.