Violence jokes
What do a black person and Alexander Hamilton have in common?
They both got shot.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?
Nothing.
Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said, "Help me please!" He had to do some forceful thinking.
Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
The doctor said I had two years to live, so I shot him. The warden gave me 50. Problem solved!
How do you fit a baby in a glass?
A blender.
How do you get it out?
Explosives!
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
Are you George Floyd?
Cause you take my breath away! 😮💨
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
School shooting: Happens.
Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.
American Student: "First time?"
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?