Violence jokes
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Me: brags about my 30 kill streak.
The jury: O.o
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
Crispy, Juicy, Tender, I just put my new-born son in a blender.
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.
My therapist told me, "Time to heal all wounds," so I shot him in the nuts.
Now we wait...
How do you get 500 dead babies into a car?
A blender.
How do you get 500 dead babies out of a car?
A straw.
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
There is one rapist among us.
When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."
Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school.
I saw a guy raping a girl in the park, so I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against the two of us.
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.