Violence jokes
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
How did I kill Georgee?
I snatched her boat! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes, my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah, I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that, he just found out his sister was cheating on him.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told my friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him to.
Confused, my friend asked me what it was. I told him, "The Sandy Hook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."
Crispy, Juicy, Tender, I just put my new-born son in a blender.
I walked up to a man, and he said, "How's the weather up there?" and then I pushed him into the street to get hit by a bus.
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Getting to kill the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
I saw a man trying to rape a dog. I decided to help. The dog can't stand a chance against the both of us.
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
What's better than throwing dead babes?
Catching them after with a pitchfork.
She said she wanted me to treat her like a dishwasher. So I loaded her up, ran her through a rough cycle, and left her wet and broken on the floor.
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
I usually don’t make school shooting jokes.
Because they’re aimed at a younger audience.