Violence jokes
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.
When the school shooter breaks into the classroom, and you look at your friend because it's the kid you predicted.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
There was this girl on the street that had no arms and no legs. She looked at me and said, “Hey sir, I’ve never been fucked before, will you fuck me?” So I threw her in the ocean and said, “Well, you’re fucked now.”
I was told to burn calories, so I threw your mom in the fire.
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head?
Stopping it with the shovel!
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
I wasn't cut out for running today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
Two kids walked into a bar. They were covered with blood. The bartender asked what happened.
The youngest said, "Well, we were trying to paint our basement, but we threw the babies too hard!"
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.