Violence jokes
I was told to burn calories, so I threw your mom in the fire.
Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?
The recoil.
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
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They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.
I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
I wasn't cut out for running today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? - Everywhere.
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...
There was this girl on the street that had no arms and no legs. She looked at me and said, “Hey sir, I’ve never been fucked before, will you fuck me?” So I threw her in the ocean and said, “Well, you’re fucked now.”
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My therapist said: "Time heals all wounds."
I shot her, now we wait.
What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.
How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?
I don’t put fruit in a blender.
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
Pickup line; Hey mama, you school? Cuz I'd like to shoot some kids up in you.
Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. That's the third one this week and it's only Monday.
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.