Violence jokes

Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?

The recoil.

I was told to burn calories, so I threw your mom in the fire.

I wasn't cut out for running today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?

They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.

I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.

Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...

Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.

If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.

Poor bastard.

My therapist said: "Time heals all wounds."

I shot her, now we wait.

What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.

What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?

I don’t put fruit in a blender.

What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?

Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.

If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Pickup line; Hey mama, you school? Cuz I'd like to shoot some kids up in you.

Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. That's the third one this week and it's only Monday.

It's only rape.

If she finds out.

When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.

How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!

What did the little boy say to the fat man?

How many Japs did you get?