Violence jokes

John Lennon: "What a nice view."

John walked outside.

He got shot.

:skull:

Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...

Eric's mom asked her son why his bag was heavy and if it was because of books. Eric replied, "No, magazines."

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? - Everywhere.

All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.

An apple a day keeps a doctor away... at least if you throw it hard enough.

Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?

A. By using her equal strength.

Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.

Poor bastard.

If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

My therapist said: "Time heals all wounds."

I shot her, now we wait.

I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying that if I could go back in time, I'd give your mom a coat hanger.

What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?

Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.

Pickup line; Hey mama, you school? Cuz I'd like to shoot some kids up in you.

If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?

I don’t put fruit in a blender.

When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.

Violence against women is funny :)

What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.

This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.

Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.

Where did Sarah go after the bombing?

Everywhere. 💀