Afghan Hotline

The joke plays on the stereotype of Afghanistan being a place where suicide bombings are common and plane hijacking is a method for terrorist attacks. The punchline is that instead of helping the caller, they are excited about the possibility of another attack and ask if he could pilot the plane. It's dark humor.

• Suicide hotline
• Afghanistan
• Twin Towers
• Suicide
• Plane
• Terrorism

• When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.
• I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide. Tbh they really left me hanging there.
• What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers? Hang in there!
• I was sad, so I called the depression hotline. Turns out the depression hotline is where people roast you until you are depressed.