Paralyzed kid jokes

*in the hospital*

Paralyzed kid: I'm out!

*walks out the room*

Blind kid: You can walk?!

Mute kid: You can see?!

Deaf kid: You can talk?!

Doctor: Wut the f**k?

What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?

Special Forces.

My little cousin's birthday was in a few days, and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"

What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?

The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.

I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.

Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.

A kid in a wheelchair got hurt yesterday. I got detention yesterday because I told him to walk it off.

I threw a paralyzed kid into the fireplace and called him hotwheels.