Paralyzed kid jokes

I threw a paralyzed kid into the fireplace and called him hotwheels.

My little cousin's birthday was in a few days, and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"

What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?

The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.

*in the hospital*

Paralyzed kid: I'm out!

*walks out the room*

Blind kid: You can walk?!

Mute kid: You can see?!

Deaf kid: You can talk?!

Doctor: Wut the f**k?

What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?

Special Forces.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.

What has 50 legs but can't walk?

25 disabled kids.

- Mommy, I want a bicycle!

- Shut up, Sam! You've already got your wheelchair!

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.