Paralyzed kid jokes
I threw a paralyzed kid into the fireplace and called him hotwheels.
My little cousin's birthday was in a few days, and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
*in the hospital*
Paralyzed kid: I'm out!
*walks out the room*
Blind kid: You can walk?!
Mute kid: You can see?!
Deaf kid: You can talk?!
Doctor: Wut the f**k?
What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled kids.
- Mommy, I want a bicycle!
- Shut up, Sam! You've already got your wheelchair!
I can't stand being in a wheelchair.