Violence jokes
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
What's Adam's biggest fear?
Andy with a belt.
What's black and white and red all over????? A zebra in a blender!
Billy and Bobby were walking to school one day. Billy pulled out an mp3 player.
"What's that?" Bobby inquired.
"Oh, just something to zone out the other kids," Billy responded.
The next day, Billy and Bobby were walking to school. Billy rummaged through his backpack and pulled out an mp4 player this time.
"Woah! What's that?" Bobby inquired.
"Oh, just a lil something to shut out the annoying kids at school," Billy responded.
The next day, Bobby noticed Billy's backpack was particularly heavy looking. Billy rummaged through his backpack just outside the school and pulled out an mp5 rifle.
"Holy shit, dude! What the fuck is that for?" Bobby gasped.
"Nice huh? This'll shut those fuckers up for good!" Billy replied.
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
Michelle Obama wanted more vegetables in school.
He asked for a shot of beer?
He got shot and killed.
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
How do you turn a baby into a dog?
Douse it in gasoline, light a match, *WOOF*!
I think Abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind.
"When is the best time to commit suicide?"
Ate a Glock in the morning.
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
Leo: Mom?
Mom: Yes!
Leo: Is rape good?
Mom: NO!
Leo: Good cause I raped someone!
Mom: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.
X is for X-treme shooting!
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Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?