Violence

Violence jokes

Car

What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.

Rope

What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?

Do you want to hang later?

Nun

What's black, white, and red all over?

A nun that fell down the stairs.

What's black, white, and laughing?

The nun that pushed her.

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  • Rape

    How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?

    By cutting off her fingers.

    Rape victim

    Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?

    Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.

    Rape

    when is it normal to freeze before being raped?

    when a policeman rapes you.

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  • Word

    What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?

    "This isn't ketchup."

    Rape

    Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

    School Shooter

    When the school shooter finally leaves your classroom, but then the autistic kid next to you's sketchers light up.

    Shooter

    Why did the Columbine High School basketball team lose the big game?

    Because they lost their two best shooters...

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  • Baby

    How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

    Depends on how hard you throw them.

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  • Infidelity

    A man walks into a bar with a 44. Magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The bartender answers, "Mate, you ain't got enough bullets."

    Stepdad

    What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?

    My stepdad beat my ass before he left.