Violence jokes

I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.

I think Abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind.

I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.

What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?

Do you want to hang later?

When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door, and the autistic kid opens it.

Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.

What's black, white, and red all over?

A nun that fell down the stairs.

What's black, white, and laughing?

The nun that pushed her.

How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?

By cutting off her fingers.

How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?

You give them a Sandy Hook.

Today, I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints. Wow, I’m so nice taking care of the disabled.

When the school shooter finally leaves your classroom, but then the autistic kid next to you's sketchers light up.

Why did the Columbine High School basketball team lose the big game?

Because they lost their two best shooters...

In life, it’s either yeet or get beat, and I clearly failed yeeting as a child, as my dad beat me.

How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

A man walks into a bar with a 44. Magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The bartender answers, "Mate, you ain't got enough bullets."

What's black on top and white on the bottom?

rape.

What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?

My stepdad beat my ass before he left.

If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.

They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!

What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag?

A 9mm.

What is the difference between a whore and an onion?

You don't cry when you chop a whore.