What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun that fell down the stairs.
What's black, white, and laughing?
The nun that pushed her.
Violence Jokes
How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?
By cutting off her fingers.
Like if your dad is abusive.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
You give them a Sandy Hook.
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
"This isn't ketchup."
When the school shooter finally leaves your classroom, but then the autistic kid next to you's sketchers light up.
Why did the Columbine High School basketball team lose the big game?
Because they lost their two best shooters...
How many babies do you need to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
A man walks into a bar with a 44. Magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The bartender answers, "Mate, you ain't got enough bullets."
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?
My stepdad beat my ass before he left.
What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag?
A 9mm.
What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to ten trees.
my therapist says with time all wounds can heal.
So I stabbed him. Now we wait.
What's the smartest crime?
3rd degree murder.
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Crispy, Juicy, Tender, I just put my new-born son in a blender.
How do you make an adopted kid bleed? ... Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
