Violence jokes
What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.
What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?
Do you want to hang later?
When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door, and the autistic kid opens it.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun that fell down the stairs.
What's black, white, and laughing?
The nun that pushed her.
How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?
By cutting off her fingers.
Like if your dad is abusive.
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
You give them a Sandy Hook.
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
"This isn't ketchup."
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
When the school shooter finally leaves your classroom, but then the autistic kid next to you's sketchers light up.
Why did the Columbine High School basketball team lose the big game?
Because they lost their two best shooters...
How many babies do you need to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
A man walks into a bar with a 44. Magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The bartender answers, "Mate, you ain't got enough bullets."
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?
My stepdad beat my ass before he left.
What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag?
A 9mm.