Violence

Violence jokes

Car

What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.

Memes

Class

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

Rope

What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?

Do you want to hang later?

Nun

What's black, white, and red all over?

A nun that fell down the stairs.

What's black, white, and laughing?

The nun that pushed her.

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  • Rape

    How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?

    By cutting off her fingers.

    Word

    What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?

    "This isn't ketchup."

    School Shooter

    When the school shooter finally leaves your classroom, but then the autistic kid next to you's sketchers light up.

    Shooter

    Why did the Columbine High School basketball team lose the big game?

    Because they lost their two best shooters...

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  • Baby

    How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

    Depends on how hard you throw them.

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  • Infidelity

    A man walks into a bar with a 44. Magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The bartender answers, "Mate, you ain't got enough bullets."

    Stepdad

    What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?

    My stepdad beat my ass before he left.