Violence jokes
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy!
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!
🤣😂😆😁
I’d make a rape joke, but I don't wanna force that on you too.
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?
You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.
How do you save your wife from drowning?
Take your foot off her neck.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.
Billy: Dad, I was shot by a sniper!
Dad: Uh...
*hides his rifle*
How do you get a baby to stop crawling in circles?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.
And into a children's birthday party.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
An assassin is about to shoot his target, "I'm about to give you the JFK experience."
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
A black n***a crashes a neighborhood barbecue, bragging about his 'hood credentials' while hogging all the ribs and collard greens. The host calls him out, 'Yo, pay up or get out. Ain't no freebies here.' He laughs it off, 'Man, I run this block!' But the host's burly brother, who's been grilling the whole time, snarls, 'Wrong, fool. Time to settle the score.' He pins him against the picnic table, wraps a chain leash around his neck from the dog run, edges him with a vibrating basting brush slathered in hot sauce, and then plows his ass deep and hard, grunting, 'Now you're the main course, spicier than the jerk chicken!'
One time, Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise.
No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style.
His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.