Violence jokes
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!
🤣😂😆😁
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy!
I’d make a rape joke, but I don't wanna force that on you too.
Billy: Dad, I was shot by a sniper!
Dad: Uh...
*hides his rifle*
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?
You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.
And into a children's birthday party.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
How do you get a baby to stop crawling in circles?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
An assassin is about to shoot his target, "I'm about to give you the JFK experience."
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
My friend said having sex is a lot like your first football game.
You're bloody and bruised, but at least your dad was there.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? - Everywhere.
Those rape alarms give you a headache, don't they?
The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard.
A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye.
Moment later they start chanting 13...13...13...
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...