Violence jokes
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
My wife told me to pass her some chapstick, but then I realized she hasn’t talked to me in a month, then remembering I gave her super glue.........ehh I’m done with her big ass mouth.
"Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust Ring in Hell!"
I awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.
"Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
What did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?
"Face the wall!"
My wife told me to give her 8 inches, so I had to have sex with her 4 times and punch her in the nose.
What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.