Violence jokes
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
I will never forget my grandpa's last words:
Alahu-Akbar.
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
Ryan: Mother, if you had 10 cookies, and I took 4 away from you, how much do you have?
Mother: I will still have ten cookies, because I will not give any to you.
Ryan: What if I forcefully take 4 cookies away from you?
Mother: I will have 10 cookies and a dead body.
Ryan and his mother had cookies that day. Ryan took all 10 cookies. He was never seen again. R.I.P Ryan.
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
What’s the difference between a cat and a dog? It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.
Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
Once, there was a man that was coming to my house and peeing in my yard. Then the man came back to my house and flopped his penis everywhere and peed at the same time, and it went all over my face.
So the next day, he came back, and I got my BB gun and shot a metal BB into his peepee.
This didn't actually happen.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
Why did your friend eat the burger?
Because he wanted to murder all burgers and was starting with this one!
Not really. He was just hungry.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.