Violence jokes

We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...

Unless you're being raped by a clown.

How do you stop a baby from crawling? Nail its hand to the floor.

Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.

It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.

When the speedbump in a school zone screams, so you go faster.

I love murder shows... wish me luck cause I'm kinda hoping to be on one one day.

I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.

What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.

How do you avoid getting raped? Never say no.

What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.

Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.

What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.

What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.

I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.

You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.

How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby it's a "choice"? But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children it's called "murder."

Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."

I'll never forget my brother's last words: "Why is there a revolver in your hand?"

What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.

I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.

If a white cop had a black dick, would he beat it to death?

What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.

People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?