I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a "fret."
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Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, you uncultured swine! This joke is all about wordplay, specifically a pun. "Fret" sounds like "threat." The instructor said he'd hit the person with a guitar. The person then asks if that was a "fret" as in, did you mean to threaten me? Do you get it now? You should be playing in the mud!