Violence jokes
You call it a school shooting.
I call it an unfair shootout.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
The doctor said I had two years to live, so I shot him. The warden gave me 50. Problem solved!
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?
You cook spaghetti with his blood!
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday. Let's just say I quit my job as a butcher.
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?
When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and an onion?
I don't cry when I'm cutting up a dead hooker.