Violence jokes
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
The doctor said I had two years to live, so I shot him. The warden gave me 50. Problem solved!
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
POV: The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
:me😐
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
This car in RC-XD.
My therapist told me time heals wounds, so I stabbed him, and now we wait.
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?
You cook spaghetti with his blood!
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!