Violence jokes
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
This car in RC-XD.
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂