Violence jokes
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.
What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?
Freeze.
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
Why did the woman feel ugly?
A. Nobody would even rape her.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
1.) What’s yellow and can’t swim?
- A bus full of children.
2.) Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
- He died of a yeast infection.
3.) I will never forget my grandad’s last words...
- “You’re still holding the ladder, right?”
4.) I have a fish that can breakdance...
- Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
5.) Give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours...
- Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."