There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.
Violence Jokes
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
If a WOMAN gets RAPED, RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER.
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.
As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
Me and my friends were having a party the other day when some bitch came bitching about the noise. Thankfully, she was hot and had a nice ass, so it was enjoyable raping her.
The next day when I woke up, I found her body only half eaten. Her lower body was still intact, so I went for seconds to fuck off the hangover. Then I had breakfast. Her ass tasted good with some ketchup.
