Violence jokes
Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.
Q: How many children does it take to shingle a roof?
A: Depends on how thinly you slice them.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
My girlfriend didn't bring me the sandwich, so I brought the gas.
There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
If a WOMAN gets RAPED, RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER.