Violence jokes
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.
Q: How many children does it take to shingle a roof?
A: Depends on how thinly you slice them.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
My girlfriend didn't bring me the sandwich, so I brought the gas.
There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
If a WOMAN gets RAPED, RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER.
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.