Violence jokes

I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"

After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.

As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said, "Drama queen!"

I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.

What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?

Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!

"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."

Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.

When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!

How it be when the new guy takes too long...

Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.

Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.

Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.

Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.

Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.

Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?

Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.

Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.

Father: Now you know.

How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.

How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.

What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.

You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.

Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."

When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?

I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.

I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.

What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.

Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.

Q: How many children does it take to shingle a roof?

A: Depends on how thinly you slice them.