Violence jokes
How do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? A blender.
How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends how hard you can throw them.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.
If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.
Double!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Triple!
Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
A man asks a woman, "Are you a school?"
The woman replies, "No, why?"
The man says, "Oh, I wanted to shoot my kid inside of you."
Mary's mother was a good person. Why did she die?
Because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade.
My stepmom kicked me out of the house because I was raped and got pregnant. I kicked her to death because she had sex and gave birth to my rapist stepbrother.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them, with fuck.
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs.
What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler.
You're the bunny, and I'm the Rottweiler.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you haven't told her twice.
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor?
Ripping it off with a kick!