Violence jokes
What's bright red and screams when you shake it? A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Kid starts short-coming people in school. Teacher asks, "Why are you doing that?"
He responds, "I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas!"
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head?
Stopping it with the shovel!
What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
How do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? A blender.
How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends how hard you can throw them.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.
If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.
Double!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Triple!
Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
A man asks a woman, "Are you a school?"
The woman replies, "No, why?"
The man says, "Oh, I wanted to shoot my kid inside of you."
Mary's mother was a good person. Why did she die?
Because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade.
My stepmom kicked me out of the house because I was raped and got pregnant. I kicked her to death because she had sex and gave birth to my rapist stepbrother.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them, with fuck.