Violence jokes
What has 6 legs, 10 arms, and 3 heads?
The Boston marathon finish line.
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.
I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...
no one could tell that it was their blood.
What does a dead baby look like?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
Lil Johnny looked a lil bonny, but then when he saw Tommy, he decided to bomb me.
Why did the murderer invest in condoms? To kill the future buyers!
What's the difference between a man and a table?
The table doesn't cry when I break its legs.
In life, it’s either yeet or get beat, and I clearly failed yeeting as a child, as my dad beat me.
I saw a person raping a woman in an alleyway. I decided to help...she doesn't stand a chance between us.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
Where did Sally go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?
It reminded him of Richard Clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife.
When I was young, I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back, except they didn't get back up.
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.