Zombie Costume Blood Is Real

I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...

no one could tell that it was their blood.

Explanation

The humor comes from the dark twist that the zombie costume isn't a costume, but is actually because the narrator has attacked their friends and is wearing their blood. It plays on the 'morbid' and 'dark' kind of humor.

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