Zombie Costume Blood Is Real

The humor comes from the dark twist that the zombie costume isn't a costume, but is actually because the narrator has attacked their friends and is wearing their blood. It plays on the 'morbid' and 'dark' kind of humor.

• Zombie
• Trick
• Friend
• Halloween
• Blood
• Party

• So, me and my friend dressed as dead people for Halloween. The only difference in the costume was that he was actually dead.
• There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."
• I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day... Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away... I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand... When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
• What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.