What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
My dad came over late at night. He was drunk. He started telling me how useless I was. Then I went to the kitchen, grabbed a knife, and stabbed him in the chest 47 times.
Three minutes later, he died. Now I’m losing my mind and cutting myself.
Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."
Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."
Classroom: *visible panic*
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
*The doctor asking why I've broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
Well what am I gonna do now...
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."
Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?
A: He got shot.
Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?
Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
I showed my girlfriend my shotgun yesterday. It really blew her away.
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?
"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."
Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡
The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
