Vehicle jokes

Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"

What's the difference between a car and a car?

I have absolutely no idea, sorry.

Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?

Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.

What's black and yellow and can't swim?

A bus full of orphans.

What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?

Hot wheels! 😎

Why did the rhino eat the car?

Poop.

What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?

He used a bus.

Why did the car drive over the cake?

'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...

What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?

If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.

Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.

I gave her a lift back to her crib because her car wouldn’t start.

I was driving when I saw a kid chasing after a ball, but I didn’t have enough time to slow down. Then I pulled over, and the dad yelled, "What the fuck did you do?" I looked into the street and saw the ball completely deflated and the kid crying, "Now I gotta hear him bitch and moan all day," he continues.

What car do elves drive?

Toy-yodas.

What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?

A van.

What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?

Carlost.

What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?

A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.

Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!

What has a magic car? A magic dog.