Vehicle jokes
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!
What did the bus driver say to the car?
"What is your address?"
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
Mosely in a white van.
Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"
Memes
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! đ
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
Kaj je pomaranÄa rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
Whatâs the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you wonât find a 5.7l v8.
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
I gave her a lift back to her crib because her car wouldnât start.
I was driving when I saw a kid chasing after a ball, but I didnât have enough time to slow down. Then I pulled over, and the dad yelled, "What the fuck did you do?" I looked into the street and saw the ball completely deflated and the kid crying, "Now I gotta hear him bitch and moan all day," he continues.
Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.
What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.
But what is similar is tha-
Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!
Sorry 'bout that......
Now, as I was saying,
What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.
Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!
What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas.