Vehicle jokes
What is the difference between a human being in the car?
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!
What did the bus driver say to the car?
"What is your address?"
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
Mosely in a white van.
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...
I gave her a lift back to her crib because her car wouldn’t start.
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! 😎
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.