Vehicle jokes
I was driving when I saw a kid chasing after a ball, but I didn’t have enough time to slow down. Then I pulled over, and the dad yelled, "What the fuck did you do?" I looked into the street and saw the ball completely deflated and the kid crying, "Now I gotta hear him bitch and moan all day," he continues.
Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.
What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.
But what is similar is tha-
Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!
Sorry 'bout that......
Now, as I was saying,
What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.
Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!
What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas.
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlost.
What has a magic car? A magic dog.
What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.
A cop pulls over an old man.
The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
The old man said, "No."
What do you call a magic car?
A flying carpet.
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of kids.
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.
Wanna hear the car joke?
Nah, it's too fast for you.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage...
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.