What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Wanna hear the car joke?
Nah, it's too fast for you.
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of kids.
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage...
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The Man: "Sonny, why do you come to get some milk every day?"
The Son: "Because milk is important."
The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?"
The Boy: "Who?"
The Man: "Your mom?"
The Boy: "I don't have a mom."
The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss."
The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy.
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus.
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
