Vehicle jokes
What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.
What has a magic car? A magic dog.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlost.
What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas.
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
A cop pulls over an old man.
The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
The old man said, "No."
What do you call a magic car?
A flying carpet.
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
Wanna hear the car joke?
Nah, it's too fast for you.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of kids.
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.