Vehicle jokes
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
What has a magic car? A magic dog.
What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.
A cop pulls over an old man.
The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
The old man said, "No."
Memes
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
What do you call a magic car?
A flying carpet.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of kids.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage...
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
Wanna hear the car joke?
Nah, it's too fast for you.