Vehicle jokes
I was driving when I saw a kid chasing after a ball, but I didn’t have enough time to slow down. Then I pulled over, and the dad yelled, "What the fuck did you do?" I looked into the street and saw the ball completely deflated and the kid crying, "Now I gotta hear him bitch and moan all day," he continues.
Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.
What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.
But what is similar is tha-
Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!
Sorry 'bout that......
Now, as I was saying,
What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.
Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
What has a magic car? A magic dog.
What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlost.
A cop pulls over an old man.
The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
The old man said, "No."
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
What do you call a magic car?
A flying carpet.
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage...
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.
Wanna hear the car joke?
Nah, it's too fast for you.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.