Vehicle jokes
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of disabled children.
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
What is the difference between a tree 🌳 and a car 🚘?
A car can drive and a tree cannot drive.
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!"
The man said, "Okay."
What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
Why did the bike fall over?
'Cause it was wheely tired.
Do you know a way to really freak out someone that works at a car dealership?
You say, "Tell me if you can hear me," then get in the trunk and start screaming.
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car? IHOP
I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."
Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, "Wow, that's got to be the fastest we've ever gotten to an accident site."
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.