Vehicle jokes
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlost.
What has a magic car? A magic dog.
Memes
Car meme
What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.
A cop pulls over an old man.
The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
The old man said, "No."
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
What do you call a magic car?
A flying carpet.
Wanna hear the car joke?
Nah, it's too fast for you.
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage...
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of kids.
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?