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Tired Bicycle

Anonymous
8 years ago
  • Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...

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    Listen up, nimrod! "Two tired" sounds like "too tired." The bicycle couldn't stand because it was too tired. I bet you struggle with those shape-sorting toys for babies, huh?

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