Vehicle jokes
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
What's the difference between me and a bus?
I'm not on fire...
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
Because it was “two tired”!
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!
I know a Chinese joy rider, Tommy Tookamotor.
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
I gave her a lift back to her crib because her car wouldn’t start.
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What is a magic car? One that flies!
What's the difference between three dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.