Vehicle jokes

What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."

What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.

Man: How tall is a penguin?

Bartender: About three foot, why?

Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!

Poor car.

What's the difference between dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?

A Mustang Challenger doesn't exist.

There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"

Why can't fat kids change a tire?

They would eat the donut.

Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...

Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.

There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bus full of children.

"Hey, today was great!"

"What happened?"

"I ran into my ex today."

"What's so great about that?"

"I was in my car!"

Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

What do you call a wheelchair on fire?

Hot Wheels.

I told this man to rev his vehicle.

Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.

What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?

White vans.

My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.

A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!"

The man said, "Okay."