What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
"What bus?"
A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!"
The man said, "Okay."
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
