Vehicle jokes

What's the difference between dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Man: How tall is a penguin?

Bartender: About three foot, why?

Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!

Poor car.

I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."

What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.

What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?

A Mustang Challenger doesn't exist.

There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"

Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.

Why can't fat kids change a tire?

They would eat the donut.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road?

A: It wasn't in its car seat.

What's a car's favorite place to hang out?

A CARnival!

Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?

Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.

Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?

"Hey, today was great!"

"What happened?"

"I ran into my ex today."

"What's so great about that?"

"I was in my car!"

Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.

There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?

Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...

A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!"

The man said, "Okay."

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

What do you call a wheelchair on fire?

Hot Wheels.

Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.