Vehicle jokes

What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?

A Mustang Challenger doesn't exist.

There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"

Q: Why did the baby cross the road?

A: It wasn't in its car seat.

What's a car's favorite place to hang out?

A CARnival!

Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?

Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.

Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?

"Hey, today was great!"

"What happened?"

"I ran into my ex today."

"What's so great about that?"

"I was in my car!"

Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.

There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?

Why did the Jew get an electric car?

Because he was afraid of the gas.

I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.

Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...

A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!"

The man said, "Okay."

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

What do you call a wheelchair on fire?

Hot Wheels.

Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.

My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔

Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.

"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021

I told this man to rev his vehicle.

Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.

What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?

Curry in a hurry.