What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
What do you call a Mexican without a car? -Carlos
My blind friend got ran over by a parked car.
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
A guy crashed his Ford SUV. He couldn't escape.
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?
"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"
Luckily, his funeral was a closed casket, sorry, his car blew a gasket.
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...
"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"
Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."
"Oh, right. How's it going?"
"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."
"Wow! What about NATO?"
"They haven't turned up yet."
You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?
A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.
