Vehicle jokes
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
A Mustang Challenger doesn't exist.
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
"Hey, today was great!"
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car!"
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.
Memes
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
"What bus?"
A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!"
The man said, "Okay."
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.