Vehicle jokes
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?
What's the difference between dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Man: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About three foot, why?
Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!
Poor car.
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
A Mustang Challenger doesn't exist.
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
"What bus?"
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!"
The man said, "Okay."
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.