Vehicle

Vehicle Jokes

When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.

And then Mark came in.

My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."

I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."

How many people can you fit in a car?

6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.

Did you hear about Alicia's car accident?

She was really drunk and all over the road until she was all over the road.

A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."

"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.

"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."