You don't need a license to drive a sandwich
What happens when a frog parks illegally. It gets toad
Robin: "The car's not working."
Batman: "Did you check the battery?"
Robin: "What's a tery?"
A man crashed his new expensive car into a tree. He now knew how the Mercedes bends.
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck
What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender How do you get them back out? Straw
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck
My daughter said i could never make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!!!!
What did the car say when it crashed? Thats Wheely unfortunate.
how do you know youre following a dolorean? the white line disappears
why did the chicken cross the road? whos gives a shit i wanna know how it got the car started
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
One day a man was fixing a car, and he accidentally got brake oil in his mouth. He was about to spit it out, but then he thought, "Hmm, this tastes pretty good!" So he would keep drinking brake oil. But his friends were getting worried about him, and they were like, "Dude, this can't be healthy." But he said, "Don't worry. I can STOP anytime."
