Vehicle jokes
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Your hairline looks like a car!
Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.
Who names their dog Donuts?
Therapist: So what brought you here today?
Wife: He's too literal.
Therapist: And you, sir?
Husband: My truck.
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Were you born on the highway? That's where most accidents happen.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.