Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
Vehicle Jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Were you born on the highway? That's where most accidents happen.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
I would tell a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
