Vehicle jokes
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.
Who names their dog Donuts?
Therapist: So what brought you here today?
Wife: He's too literal.
Therapist: And you, sir?
Husband: My truck.
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Were you born on the highway? That's where most accidents happen.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
I would tell a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.