How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
What did the bulldozer say to the house?
"I wanna bulldoze houses!"
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
Wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round round and round Wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town.
Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep All through the town.
The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa Baa baa baa baa baa baa The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa All through the town.
Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?
I would name my dog "Five Miles" so I could say I walk five miles every day, but today I ran over Five Miles.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq they asked if I could drive the car