Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
Vehicle Jokes
What has a magic car? A magic dog.
What is your car's name?
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
What is the difference between a human and a magic car?
A magic car can fly, and a human cannot fly.
What is a car?
What is a magic car? One that flies!
What is a car that runs and can't?
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
What did the bus driver say to the car?
"What is your address?"
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
