Vehicle jokes
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕? Today is the night I can drive.
Bus went vrrrrrrrm.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
What do you call a magic car?
A flying carpet.
What is the difference between a tree 🌳 and a car 🚘?
A car can drive and a tree cannot drive.
What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚗?
A magic car can fly, and a house 🏡 cannot fly.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
What has a magic car? A magic dog.
What is your car's name?
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
What is the difference between a human and a magic car?
A magic car can fly, and a human cannot fly.
What is a car?
What is a magic car? One that flies!
What is a car that runs and can't?
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!