What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.
So all his friends came in one car.
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!
Race car backwards is race car.
Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
What's the difference between me and a bus?
I'm not on fire...
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, but not like the other passengers in the car with him.
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you got hit by a bus, I'd be driving that bus.
Me: Have you seen a Mr. Weewoo?
Most people: No.
Me: He drives the ambulance downstairs.
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
What did the bus say to the other bus?
"Beep!"
Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?
A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
Can you drive a pizza? Of course, as long as you change the olive oil.
