God: “Steven join us” sees the staircase to heaven Steven: “ahh fu-”
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
Ring ring Abortion clinic! Where no fetus can beat us
Me and my wife were out at dinner me being 48 and her being 19, people where screaming at us and calling me a creep. It realy ruined our 10th anniversary
There is one rapist among us
I saw a guy raping a girl in the park so I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against the two of us.
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue. What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
Two teenagers were raping an 11 year old girl in an ally, so I stepped into help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
To everyone saying "don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying". Do you think we have it easy?? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
I was kicked out of a orphanage kitchen because I yelled hurry up some of us have homes to get back to.
We stop by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us “I am wan kin the manager.” So we just left in disgust!
technically, a human is hollow. we have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. we are bascially tubes
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
I'm really worried for Steven Hawkins cause how us he going to climb the stairway to heaven
What did the priest say to the skunk?
Let us spray
When a asteroid is coming to kill us all: 98.9% of the population: OMG WERE ALL GONNA DIE 1% of the population: eh.. I neber had any friends anyway. Alia: ROLL THE INTRO
Depressed people have beautiful smile. Ok, its not joke for normal people, but its joke for us
"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say 'Knock knock,' we’d say 'Who’s there?.' Then she’d say 'I can’t remember'... and start to cry."
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, hurry up, some of us got homes to go to...
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark. But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
