Papyrus:You are so lazy sans! Sans:Call me what you want.I got THICK SKIN! Pap:Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!! Frisk:HAHAHA Pap:we are monsters.The awfulest kind! Sans:to mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
Who made the most money from 9/11, the US government
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
What are intelligent people in the US called??
"Tourist".
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
clarissa is here is here with us
>Sell PC >Go to Croatia >Try to fly to the US to meet female >US wont let me in >End up in Norway >female leaves me >Female gets arrested by feds >Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics
Just another day in the defib life
American Says : "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..." Sardar ji Says : "Accha ,India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
My name is Joe Biden and I am running for US Senate.
Welcome to joes abortion clinic no fetus can beat us! You make em we take em!
Us: haha penis Korea: that sounds like a park name
My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
all of us
trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
Why is the us so bad at clash Royale because they already lost two towers
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is% 9000,000 NO !!!!!!!!!!
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen hawking hasn’t, Upstairs
If I agreed with Leo then that wouldn’t solve anything, it would just make BOTH of us dumb
The other day my friend messaged by saying “bro I have two pieces of bad news for you.” I told him to combine them. He replied with “your girlfriend is cheating on both of us.”
