Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make em, we scrape em. No fetus can beat us.
why do people like dating us emo girls? because of the texture on our thighs
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
Why doesn’t the US wanna play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers and the UK has a unkillable queen.
So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.
He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that If you ever feel useless...
Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, Trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with...
the Taliban
Americans be like: Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road.
England be like: Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road.
Russians after a car accident be like: Here in Russia, road is road.
I have a pen I have an Apple um Apple pen The taliban had a plane the US had a building boom 9/11
Why does the sky think it's so powerful Because it's always looking down on us
Two kids were beating up a kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
“You da bomb!” “No, you da bomb!”
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us? Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road? Son:why? Dad: To get to the other side but your mother only made it about halfway
if the UK is 6 hours ahead of us why didnt they just warn us about 9/11
A news headline read: A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight He was in the infantry
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US??
The average iq increases in both places.
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight............do you think he saw us
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type... His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
why did the topless woman shout 'stop raping us'?
because she was uneducated
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
