Ups jokes

My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"

I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."

He asked, "In an orphanage?"

Found this girl in Hawaii.

Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."

What's an orphan's favorite game?

"Who's your daddy?"

(Go look up the game)

Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?

It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...

I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.

Now I can’t get it to shut up.

I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"

What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?

The Twin Towers gave up and let down.

When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?

How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?

Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.

A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."

And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.

My grandad broke his legs.

To cheer him up, I bought him a Walkman.

How do homeless people move where they're living?

They pick up their box and walk away.

Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?

Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.

I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.

Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.

Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.

I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"

When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."

I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"

What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.