Ups jokes
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
Yo, Rob, you forgot to pay me cause you sucky sucky my thang.
AKA, you're up for adoption.
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.
"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?
Sit down and shut up.
A man wakes up and asks his wife, “Are you okay? You were cursing me all night in your sleep.” The wife replies, “Who says I was sleeping?”
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!