Balance Check

So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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Explain Bear

Alright listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the lady asked the dude to "check her balance," meaning her bank balance. But the dude took it literally and pushed her over to check her physical balance! Get it? You probably don't, because you are not smart.

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