Ups jokes

Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.

Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?

Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!

This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.

Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?

You: What?

Me: She let it go, let it go!

An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"

Addison Banks Age (8)

"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"

Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.

This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.

Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?

If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?

Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.

Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret

"Why?" - Depressed boy

"Because he got ran over." - Margaret

"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy

My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.

Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.

The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"

Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."

That shit was trash. You can't handle me.

Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?