What's worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?
Finding out it was traced
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
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When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
Cannibal (n.) Someone who is fed up with people.
When I grow up I wanna be like lil peep...
Dead
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.
Unlike my syndrome I keep my chin up 🙌🏽😁
One day I was jogging through the park and I saw this lady sitting next to a pond in a wheelchair with no legs and arms and said "Why are you crying" she said she had never been hugged I gave her a hug and jogged away.The next day i saw her again and asked her the same question she said "I've never been kissed" I gave her a kiss and went, The third day i asked her thrice and she said I've never been fucked I picked her up from her wheelchair and throwed her in the pond and said your fucked now She didn't make it:)
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life
The quiet kid starts playing Pumped Up Kicks in the parking lot before school.
I thought today was going to be a good day when I woke up this morning. But then I got to the store and they said they were out of rope.
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Why did Sally fall out of the swing She had no arms Why couldn’t she get up Because she had no friends.
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If I was a history teacher I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning
Dad. Son who do you want to marry when you grow up? Son. A ugly girl. Dad. Why not a pretty girl? Son. A pretty one might run away. Dad. So and ugly one might to. Son. Yeah but who cares.
