This year my friends wanted to dress up as crayons for Halloween. They asked me if I wanted to be a tan crayon. I didn’t want to, but I said yes to be nice. I wish I had said no, because now I look like a dick to everyone else.
The Tan Crayon
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you big dummy. You're telling a story about some Halloween costumes. Your friends wanted to be colorful crayons, and they asked you to be a tan one. You didn't wanna, but you were trying to be a nice guy. But here's the funny part, you goober: when you say you 'look like a dick', it's not about a literal body part. It means you look like a fool, or an idiot. Get it now, ya goof?
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