Three men are shipwrecked on a jungle island and taken prisoner by the residing cannibals, they are all told to walk into the jungle and come back with one piece of fruit, they go in and the first man comes out with a peach, he is instructed to shove it in his ass and if he laughs he will be killed, he tries and dies, the second man comes back with a grape and is instructed to do the same, when the two meet at the pearly gates the first man says, i had a peach, there fuzzy, you had a grape whats your excuse? "Well i was doing fine until I say jimmy come out of the brush with a pineapple.
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Brian was shopping at a mall. He hopped onto an escalator. Next to him were two people having an argument. Eventually, one of them pulled out a pocket knife threatening to stab the other. Brian murmured "well that escalated quickly..."
How can you can a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents
Why did two 👱♂️ 👱♂️ dumb 👱♂️ 👱♂️ blondes put condoms on the cow's udders 🐄 because they wanted the 🐄 cow to practice safe sex
Whats 9 divided by 11
Well i know its less than two alright
I took the trash to the recycling bin and two days later my mom told me asked me where’s your sister and I said in the recycling line to be turned into a bottle
Why can’t you private text someone in a community? _____________________________________________
Because a community has more than two people.
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!!!
Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.
what did the skeleton say to shrek? jump on me I can have two layers of skin to
i'm writing a movie about 9/11 it's called september 11th two thousand fun
Q. What do you call two nuns watching the television
A. Not very interesting
What do you call a cat with two legss instead of four Dead and without use that's what I feel like
Why is the us so bad at clash Royale because they already lost two towers
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a MIC CHECK, ONE-TWO
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