Two jokes
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
My wife is so fat.
She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.
So did my friend on the right.
I had a dream of skiing.