Two jokes
Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pal of water. Me: incorrect, two pals of water, one to refresh from running up a hill and the one you went to get. I’m sick af from these stories.
What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.
The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
There are Three Sons: Journey, Korean, and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island, and a priest gave them each one wish.
The first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
🎵There's a star-man waiting in the sky🎵
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first. "Moo!" says the second.
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didn’t have benign intentions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks...
Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?
"Ketchup!"
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
What can you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing that you haven't told her twice already.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.