Two jokes

Two nuns in a bathtub.

One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"

The other nun says, "It sure does."

When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.

Two urchins, L. H. A. B.

What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?

Two tight ends and a wide receiver!

This is two heads.

Deaf. "Deep water." ""

- "78 years."

Are you interested again? ""

"If you go ... you are there."

"No. 85 is good."

What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.

What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?

"Let us pray."

Are you interested in it?

More than two boot branches.

What two fights can Africa never win?

A food fight and a water fight.

Two cows in a field.

One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"

The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"

Two planes crashed into two separate towers.

Now two towers crash into two separate planes.

Two Timetravers walk into a bar...

...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."

The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."

What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?

Noise!

You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.

What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?

Tug of whore.

My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.

I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"

What did the Los Angels Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breath? they gave George Floyd two squirts of zicam cold remedy inside his nose

If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.

There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."

John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"

Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"

John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."

Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀