Two jokes
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.
Two urchins, L. H. A. B.
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
Two Timetravers walk into a bar...
...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.