Twin Towers jokes

What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?

They both fell on my dad.

When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."

My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).

So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."

Fuck me.

What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?

Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.

Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...

So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?

You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?

Mama milky?

Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.

They’re already getting closer.

Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?

"Jenga!"

Did you know the food that was on the plane?

It was the bomb.

I woke up in my bed today.

Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'

When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."

It was just a big hunter killer drone.

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?

At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.