Twin Towers jokes
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
Balls.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.