Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Gender

Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.

There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.

Body

Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.

But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.

9/11

"Can we do 69?"

"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"

Tower

Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.

Tower

Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?

They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.

Food

Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?

Because they got plain.

9/11

Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.