Twin Towers jokes
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
"I’m coming for you two!"
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
Frère l'été ici!
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Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.