Twin Towers jokes
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Must have been a woman pilot.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
What color was the plane after it hit the tower?
It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Just do it.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"