Twin Towers jokes
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
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What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.