Twin Towers jokes
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
"I’m coming for you two!"
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.