Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Gender

How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.

Plane

Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?

But that's just my opinion.

Victim

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

People have been killed.

People have been killed who?

The 9/11 victims.

Microwave

This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.

What do you call a Paki in a microwave?

Pting pting pting.

Pepperoni

Why were the Twin Towers angry?

They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.

Community

what do the twin towers and genders have in common?

there used to be 2, but now its a sensitive subject