Twin Towers jokes
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.