Twin Towers jokes
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
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What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
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Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
"I’m coming for you two!"
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.