Twin Towers jokes

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??

UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.

When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"

What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.

I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.

The Twin Towers.

My dad died in 9/11....

He was a good driver.

Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.

I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.

Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.

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Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.

How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!

Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?

But that's just my opinion.

Ummmm 67.

Twin Towers, more like dead towers.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

People have been killed.

People have been killed who?

The 9/11 victims.

This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.

What do you call a Paki in a microwave?

Pting pting pting.

Why were the Twin Towers angry?

They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.