Twin Towers jokes
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.