My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the airport.
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
