Nine Eleven

Nine Eleven Jokes

Pilot

Why do people always talk about nine eleven???

My dad died that day.

He was a good pilot.

Crash

I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.

9/11

What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.

Victim

Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.

Sister

There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.