Nine Eleven jokes
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the airport.
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.