Nine Eleven jokes
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the airport.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.