Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Tower

When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"

Song

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??

UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.

Twin

Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.

Button

If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!

People

Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.

Gender

How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.

Plane

Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?

But that's just my opinion.

Microwave

This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.

What do you call a Paki in a microwave?

Pting pting pting.

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  • Victim

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    People have been killed.

    People have been killed who?

    The 9/11 victims.