Twin Towers jokes
"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."
Y'all smell like ass!
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
You lot are sick sons of bitches!
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered Domino's and got "gets".
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
The Twin Towers.
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
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Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!