Twin Towers jokes
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."
Y'all smell like ass!
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
You lot are sick sons of bitches!
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered Domino's and got "gets".
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
The Twin Towers.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.