Twin Towers jokes
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
Why did the terrorist cross the road?
To get to the airport!
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Your hairline.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.