Twin Towers jokes
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Balls.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
These are just plain wrong jokes.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."