Twin Towers jokes
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Balls.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...