Twin Towers jokes
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.
What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.
The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
How was Jenga invented?
By watching the Twin Towers collapse.
These are just plain wrong jokes.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."