Twin Towers jokes
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
I’m literally scratching my itchy balls right now.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
Haha joke haha!
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.