Twin Towers jokes

Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?

But that's just my opinion.

Twin Towers, more like dead towers.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

People have been killed.

People have been killed who?

The 9/11 victims.

This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.

What do you call a Paki in a microwave?

Pting pting pting.

Why were the Twin Towers angry?

They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.