I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
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Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, nimrod. This joke is dark as heck! The dude is saying he wasn't close to his dad, and then BAM! Jokes that it's a good thing because his dad died in 9/11. It's funny because it's so wrong, and you're probably laughing because you have no soul. Did you know the September 11 attacks killed almost 3,000 people? Maybe you should read a book sometime.