Twin Towers jokes

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!

Ass.

What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.

This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.

It was just a big hunter killer drone.

When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.

Why are dead baby jokes always funny?

They never get old.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?

At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.

What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?

I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.

Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.

Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?

To get some plane bread.

lmao why do people think they can fly?

I'm Gay.

What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?

9:11 AM

What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.

9/11 and Jenga are the same.

It's a controlled demolition.

your mom