Twin Towers jokes

Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?

A: "Those are two nice towers right there."

My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!

What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.

pussi

Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??

Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!

Why are people from New York so bad at chess?

Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).

What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?

Two plains.

So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.

"White people can't jump..."

"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."

The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.

Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.

your mom

I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.

The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.

"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."

Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.