Aeroplane jokes

How do terrorists feed their children?

"Here comes the aeroplane!"

"And here comes the second one!"

How do terrorists feed their babies?

Here comes the airplane...

HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹

How do terrorists feed their babies?

"Here comes the aeroplane!"

What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?

A 797.

What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?

They both be flying??

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

Someone turned off flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)

What does a bouncy airplane sound like?

Boeing Boeing Boeing...

Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.