Turn jokes
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
Kyler, go on this one.
POV: when your friend scares you, and you acidently throw it in the air and it falls and drops on your head, and you turn and look at your friend that it was there fault like bro it's not that deep fr
I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
TRUE STORY!
X-Ray Tech: I broke my arm and went to the hospital. The X-Ray Tech was the hottest blonde I've ever seen.
I threw her ass down on the X-Ray table, ripped her clothes off, ripped off mine and I jumped on top of her!
Then I put the X-ray machine on top of us, turned it on and I looked up on the X-ray monitor and I watched and saw my sperm swimming up inside her!
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!
Write 317537 on your calculator and turn it over to spell "Leslie."
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter, and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.
Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."
Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
Ok, so let me tell y'all the lore. Basically, what happened was there's these mfs called Rhys and a guy named Mobrur. Mobrur is a fish basically from Bangladesh and Israel, so he's just a fish because he's Netanyahu's cousin, and Liam is from Australia; he's just a white piece of crap.
Basically, what happened was they knocked up each other because they were drunk and jumping on Netanyahu's beer belly, and it was all just a mess. Rhys is trying to get child support and half property from Fish, but he won't give it because he is nasty and claiming what isn't his, and he said, "No one likes you." So to summarize it, he killed him and is in jail now.
And there he met Mooha and he turned straight, Alhamdulillah! EVERYONE SAY ALHAMDULILLAH! He became straight, then Mooha got knocked up in prison and the guards beat them and they died.
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.