How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda
turns out it was a fanta sea
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods. They boy turns to the man and says, “Hey mister its getting dark out, and I’m scared... Can we go back now?” So the man says: “How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 your got to turn around.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do what a good night of a good
I was talking to my welsh friend the other day and he suddenly started talking welsh to me then collapsed after the first few sentences. Turns out he had a stroke
I turned the light on and my dad said turn it off, so I unplugged his life support.
This days dating life is hard, you put your self out there and its hard to find someone, the only thing to do is turn to family
A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.
They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family
I took the trash to the recycling bin and two days later my mom told me asked me where’s your sister and I said in the recycling line to be turned into a bottle
Yo look they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine yay yay don't drink too much of it you might turn into a wine rabbit.
Where do pedofiles do when they wake up
Turn on the child safety lock on the car
what happens when the president turns emo? the great depression
There was a woman, with me, sitting. I had to leave until she pointed at something, it was, my butt. I was confused until, it was her turn. Of, Truth or Dare.
turn the number 543354 upside down to see sheesh
If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
My whife caught me one day for watching a porn channel so i quickly turned the tv to a fishing channel. On her way out she said: 'You should stay on the porn channel. You know how to fish!'
