A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
Bear's Unconventional Toilet Paper Choice
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you smooth-brained twit. You see, this joke is funny because it uses some twisted logic. A bear, being a big guy, decides to use a rabbit as his personal toilet paper, because the rabbit says that shit doesn't stick to its fur. This is funny because it's unexpected and gross. It's like using a friend as a napkin. You're probably the type of person who gets confused by the concept of a 'door'.
Forged by fire
I’m the rabbit.
Anonymous
This is from Eddie Murphy: Delirious
Anonymous
Yep
Peter Rabbit
It actually makes more sense for the rabbit to say "Yeah, shit sticks to my fur something terrible." That makes him better TP. I've told this joke for years. Didn't know where it came from.
ima son of a bitch 1+1=1
how about stick a stick up yo ass
Anonymous
No Peter, its not that shit doesnt stick to him, its that he doesnt have a problem if shit is sticking to his fur -shakes head-